Filed Under (Humor, Stuff) by Justin on 2006-04-21

So, the media just keeps spewing out crap about the birth of the the “TomKat” lovechild. For instance:

“We were hugging each other like we always do,” he told “20/20’s” Deborah Roberts. “It was everything that we wanted it to be. … It was spiritual. It was powerful. It was indescribable. What words can you use? It’s still something that I’m processing and keep reliving,” Cruise said.

Yeah, I’ve had conversations in the past year or two with several first-time mothers after giving birth, and I think most of them would say something similar to “It’s still something that I’m processing and keep reliving” – except quite possibly in a more negative conotation.

I say that, so that I can say this: I’ve yet to see a quote or interview of any sorts with Katie Holmes and how she feels right now. Come to think of it, I don’t remember hearing much out of Holmes at all since she has gotten involved with Mr. Cruise. I have the image in my head of him keeping her locked in his basement, until that one or two times a week they need to make a PR appearance. So there you have my conspiracy theory – Katie Holmes: Slave to Tom Cruise.

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matt on 21 April, 2006 at 12:47 pm #

my codine says…whoooo careessssssss


but you are right, she is a tom zombie now. he used to be cool, now he’s just weird.

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