Jan
17
Filed Under (Humor) by Justin on 2006-01-17

I read these last week, but never got around to posting the link here. Everyone needs to drop what they are doing right this instant and go read the Chuck Norris Facts.

A few of my favorites:

  • The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
  • Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a f*****g Indian.
  • Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse… horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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Matt on 18 January, 2006 at 3:28 am #

CHuck Norris comments are big these days.

“Chuck Norris is hiding in your closet”..I dont remember the punch to that one though


Darkfightr83 on 2 February, 2006 at 11:46 am #

When the boogie man goes to sleep he checks in his closet and under his bed for chuck norris.


Laura on 25 February, 2006 at 9:50 pm #

When chuck norris dives into a pool of water, chuck norris doesn’t get wet…the water gets chuck norris.


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